Well , the nation is quite unique for a lot of things and here I will mention 24 things that you can only see happen in Nigeria
#1. Its only in Nigeria that the president works from home.
#2. Its only in Nigeria that we have a resting President and an Acting President.
#3. Its only in Nigeria that we answer questions with questions and the answer is fully comprehended.
#4. Its only in Nigeria that a computer graduate does not know that ctrl+atl gr+del means.
#6. Its only Nigeria that have a special time in the whole world (punctuality issues).
#7. Its only in Nigeria everyone believes they need to be given a part of the country's treasury (national cake) else the leader in charge isn't working well at all.
#8. Its only in Nigeria that there is the 'Office of the Wife of the Vice President' (who does that is civilized countries).
#9. Its only in Nigeria you see someone with up to 4 sophisticated phones, with 5 different telecommunication networks.
#10. Its only in Nigeria you have people hawking and prescribing drugs on the go.
#11. Its only in Nigeria that you have politicians leaving offices richer than the entire nation.
#12. Its only in Nigeria you see military chiefs and personnel with stomach bigger than a 9month pregnant woman.
#13. Its only in Nigeria you see twins named 'Praise and Worship'
#14. Find fish inside MEATpie!
#15. Pharmacy stores sell doughnut, puff puff, recharge cards, soft drinks, chin chin, etc.
#16. Vehicles are forced to slow down on express ways for people crossing right underneath pedestrian bridges.
#17. Its only in Nigeria you will use salt water to bathe by 6am in the morning to cure Ebola.
#18. Its only in Nigerian movies, ghosts look right and left before crossing the road.
#19. Its only in Nigeria people block roads to do parties on them.
#20. Its only in Nigeria people withdraw money from an ATM and count the money before leaving the ATM.
#21. Its only in Nigeria you become worried when power supply stays uninterrupted beyond 5hrs.
#22. Its only in Nigeria people save their most special outfits for Sunday.
#23. Its only in Nigeria people get excited and scream when the electricity comes on.
#24. Its only in Nigeria you would be considered a stingy person if you do not invite those around to join you in your meal.
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